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Pelican slams into woman’s face
“TAMPA - Maybe she’d get stung by a jellyfish. Maybe she’d be attacked by a shark. Debbie Shoemaker kept those scenarios in the back of her mind Thursday as she swam in the Gulf of Mexico off Treasure Island. Then, out of nowhere, a swooping pelican rammed into her face and ripped through her cheek with its footlong beak.”Yes. This happened at my beach.
My mom: “Make sure you don’t wear swim trunks with fish on them, or the pelican might get your ‘ti-ti’ (Filipino for penis).”
FULL STORY via TBO.com
