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Tales from Inside the Closet
Hey bros! Decided I should start posting some of my funny stories and ideas on my buddy’s blog since I don’t have an Internet myself. I’ll be able to afford it once I pay off the Mazda Miata!
Who in the name of Richard Simmons am I, you ask? One might say I’m the coolest guy they’ve ever met. Seriously, one person might. LOL! But I consider myself just a regular dude who does regular stuff. Sports, beer, chicks; ya know, man stuff. I play water polo mostly. Co-ed? Yeah right! Gotta keep that shizz competitive so I joined a men’s club. Though my dermatologist told me to switch to a higher SPF (or whatever) moisturizer because he’s worried about sun damage. As if! My skin looks dope. But I’ll probably upgrade anyway because my health insurance will pay for it. Whatevs.
I’ll be writing about all kinds of stuff for this blog. Music, dating, friends and my job at this local surf shop. The storefront looks like a Tiki hut. So legit. They don’t actually sell surfboards there, though. I mean, they have a few hanging on the walls, but those are just for decoration. I mostly sell clothes. But there are CDs and surf magazines for sale near the cash register. It’s not actually on the beach though. It’s in Tyrone Mall.
Well I’m getting writers block, so I think I’ll sign off for now. Gonna fire up some turkey burgers on da grill!
Reese’s Peaces,
Marvin
