November 2010
1 post
Chiropractor vs Masseuse?
Chiropractor wins every time. There are so many nerves in your spine that a massage can’t even come close to sending equivalent sensations of relief.
January 2010
1 post
“Better a day late than never a dollar short.”
– proverbals :: by norman dalager
August 2009
2 posts
really, crystal?
CrystalLeigh3982 (4__21__51 PM): Hey. Do you have a phone number for Rattey? The one on the spreadsheet's wrong.
drfutchi (4__22__56 PM): 813 867 5309
CrystalLeigh3982 (4__23__07 PM): Thank you!
drfutchi (4__23__23 PM): really, crystal?
drfutchi (4__23__35 PM): sing those last 7 digits
CrystalLeigh3982 (4__23__49 PM): Oh dear lord norman!
drfutchi (4__24__06 PM): sucka
January 2009
2 posts
“If you think you want to blog for a living, you must be able to answer two...”
– Tom Mangan, who works nights as a copy editor and page designer at the Mercury News and blogs everyday in hopes of developing a significant supplemental income stream.Read more
WatchI’ve been following joesportsfan.com for several years now and am thrilled to see that they’ve recently produced some solid original video content. Bigups to J Bacott on his softball guy performance - though he isn’t much different from that in real life.
December 2008
1 post
A typical marshall barrett story: Stewart's Gas in...
fidget3600: my dad was down at the apartments cleaning
fidget3600: and my mom said she was going to stop there after work so that he could buy gas for her cause she didnt have any money
fidget3600: so the gas pump wasnt allowing cards
fidget3600: so he filled it up and went inside
fidget3600: he handed them his card, they said their machine is down and they are only taking cash
fidget3600: he said he didn't have any cash, they said ok, you need to leave us your license and bring us cash by 11pm
fidget3600: he said well banks dont open till 9am tomorrow how am i suppose to get cash?
dr futchi: hahaha
fidget3600: they said go to an atm, he said i dont use atms
dr futchi: of course!
dr futchi: haha
fidget3600: they said well we are going to call the cops
fidget3600: he said fine call them
dr futchi: niceeee
fidget3600: so he went outside to tell my mom what was going on
fidget3600: she was so upset and said she would go cash a check at price chopper
fidget3600: price chopper would only let her cash $25
dr futchi: no way
fidget3600: yeah, i guess cause she cashed money there the day before
fidget3600: the total was 27.50
fidget3600: so at this point the cops are there waiting with my dad
dr futchi: oh boy
fidget3600: she pulls up and walks in with a puss on her face, she was madder than anything
fidget3600: she told them she would never do business with them again
dr futchi: oh i bet!
fidget3600: my dad found 2 bucks in his wallet
fidget3600: and my mom scrambled to find some change
fidget3600: then they left
dr futchi: what a mess
fidget3600: and my dad said there was a young kid that looked like he didn't have a cent, sitting and watching the whole thing
fidget3600: and tried to give my dad $30
fidget3600: which was pretty nice
dr futchi: thats nice
fidget3600: my dad turned it down
dr futchi: of course
fidget3600: i was just laughing so hard, wow
dr futchi: amazing
October 2008
3 posts
Not Fair
ratbizzomb: christ... i love and hate the internet so much
August 2008
1 post
July 2008
5 posts
InBev lays out its plans for A-B →
This is a seriously dark hour in beerdrinker history. RIP A-B.
I’m boycotting cutting down on Budweiser products.
"Kansas City" by Albert King
Man, I can’t wait to get back home tonight.
I’m goin’ to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come Yes, goin’ to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come They got a crazy way a-lovin’ an’ a I wanna get me some
I was standing on the corner, of 12th Street and Vine Yeah, standing on the corner, of 12th Street and Vine With my Kansas City woman an a bottle of Kansas...
June 2008
2 posts
“i can get one if you give me one.”
– J. Taylor
May 2008
11 posts
Me? Helping college kids do interwebs? IDK WTF??
Yesterday I wrapped up a week-long stint as a faculty member at the New York Times Student Journalism Institute at Dillard University in New Orleans. The program is a pretty sweet deal for the kids. They get to work in a newsroom setting where Times staffers assign them stories and help them through the process of interviewing, writing and copy editing. The result is a full daily edition of the...
First time on Bourbon Street.
First time on Bourbon Street. Wow.
How to build your own arcade →
Pelican slams into woman's face
“TAMPA - Maybe she’d get stung by a jellyfish. Maybe she’d be attacked by a shark. Debbie Shoemaker kept those scenarios in the back of her mind Thursday as she swam in the Gulf of Mexico off Treasure Island. Then, out of nowhere, a swooping pelican rammed into her face and ripped through her cheek with its footlong beak.” Yes. This happened at my beach. My mom:...
April 2008
11 posts
Putting the AA in AAA
Four times a year you can use AAA to tow your car. That’s four free passes for a designated (tow truck) driver.
“We’ll cross that bridge when the fat lady sings.”
– provervals :: by norman dalager
Can you name this tune? Send me your answers via...
Bachelorecipes: French Funyun Soup
Ingredients: 7 Funyuns chips 1 medium order of Popeyes gravy 6 tsp-sized containers of Garelick Farms coffee creamer Add creamer to gravy and mix well. Crumble Funyuns over mixture. Enjoy.
“Rome wasn’t built out of a molehill.”
– proverbals :: by norman dalager
Tales from Inside the Closet
Hey bros! Decided I should start posting some of my funny stories and ideas on my buddy’s blog since I don’t have an Internet myself. I’ll be able to afford it once I pay off the Mazda Miata! Who in the name of Richard Simmons am I, you ask? One might say I’m the coolest guy they’ve ever met. Seriously, one person might. LOL! But I consider myself just a regular dude who does regular...
March 2008
18 posts
“one man’s trash is another day, another dollar.”
– proverbals :: by norman dalager
Beach Pranks
We’re balls-deep into Spring Break season and my recent move to the beach has my mind racing about how to foul-up the tourist experience with a little local-guy buffoonery. For the group of college girls sunbathing with bikini tops untied Pour a bag of SmartFood (already popped) popcorn among their beach blanket brothel. Watch as the seagulls pounce and topless women scatter. For the old...
Better than TiVo →
“if you can’t say anything nice get out of the kitchen.”
– proverbals :: by norman dalager
Bachelorecipies: Ghetto Lemonade
Ingredients: 1 glass tap water 4 packets Waffle House lemon juice 3 packets Splenda artificial sweetener Add lemon juice and Splenda to water. Stir, enjoy.
“you can’t teach an old dog to have never loved at all.”
– proverbals :: by norman dalager
Cowboy Whisperer
Cowboy: ‘That your dog?’ Indian: ‘Yep.’ Cowboy: ‘Mind if I speak to him?’ Indian: ‘Dog no talk.’ Cowboy: ‘Hey dog, how’s it going?’ Dog: ‘Doin’ all right.’ Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: ‘Is this Indian your owner?’ (Pointing at the Indian..) Dog: ‘Yep.’ ...